Do You Know?

Ding Ding! It's time for 'Do You Know?'!

'Do you know?' is just for entertainment. I'll put in jokes and facts in these entries!

1. Do you know? It's not water that a camel stores in it's hump, but fat!
2. Do you know? Kangaroos can't jump backwards!
3. Do you know? The hummingbird is the ittiest bittiest teenciest tiniest bird! It's also the only bird that can fly backwards!
4. Do you know? Woodpeckers slam their heads into wood at a rate of 20 pecks per second!
5. Giraffes and humans have the same number of bones in their necks: seven! (Hey, that's my dog!)

Joke Time!

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!


Driving with Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."